Parenting 101

I have a couple friends who occasionally ask me for parenting advice? Why, you ask? Well, clearly I am a superb parenting specimen. And so I present my first ever lesson on parenting 101:

1. When you are about to lose your mind with your kids for one reason or another and you feel like running full speed at the nearest wall and knocking yourself unconscious just for the peace and quiet, I recommend a different approach. Why not jump up and down, screaming at the top of your lungs like a 2-year old throwing a temper tantrum. It makes you feel loads better, not at all like an out-of-control idiot. Especially, when you realize after the fact that your kid's friend was standing at the front door to witness such an outburst!